We CAME (to Edinburgh), we SAW (some things in Edinburgh), and we absolutely CONQUERED (the primary goals we set for ourselves in Edinburgh, which were to have fun and not lose money.)…

Thanks to Richard Carpenter is Close to You and A Super Happy Story (About Feeling Super Sad), it was the most overwhelming, exhausting and rewarding festival of all time (alongside 2009 of course)…

This is where I've been all month, playing the role of Kenny Everett in the worst possible taste. It's all rather bonkers. And now we've sent it off to the great big Trivial Pursuit game in the sky, but not before we bring it back to its true home…

My second assignment as a director will make it onto the big screen this summer... yes, it’s "Four Screws Loose! The Movie" in your nearest Odeon…